Please, let me fuck your mom
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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