There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My ass is underappreciated
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
