And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
