Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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