"it" just moved
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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