so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
