so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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