When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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