My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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