i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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