Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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