My room smells like vodka and shame
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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