Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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