cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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