i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
