Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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