Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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