K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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