btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
17 year olds will be the death of me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I need a burrito and a hug.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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