Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
farters have to be the big spoon...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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