Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Never underestimate the power of titties
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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