if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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