nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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