3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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