me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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