It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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