Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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