THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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