Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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