either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just forgot I was standing up.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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