? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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