Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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