I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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