i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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