I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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