I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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