No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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