Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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