i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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