It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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