Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
organizing the empties. That sober.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
