I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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