im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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