Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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