Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
