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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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