break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
