i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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