if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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