Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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