love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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