After last night, I could never be a politician.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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